the very best quotes of kennesaw

It is the 12th of November, and you will not forget this day.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:01:31 -0500

IM SICK

ann romney: don't worry sweetie you're still the president of this family

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:30:22 -0500

ann romney: don't worry sweetie you're still the president of this family
mitt romney: shut the fuck up, ann

"Come on guys. Stop fucking and get out here."

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:10:11 -0400

“Come on guys. Stop fucking and get out here.”

- Julian, referring to Evan and Sami.

"I’m so drunk!"

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 03:09:11 -0400

“I’m so drunk!”

- Alex Scullion, standing in the middle of a dancefloor filled with people dancing and grinding on each other to extremely loud music

oct 17

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:31:16 -0400

Elliott: You wanna know what's a piece of shit?
Elliott: *plays "So This is Christmas" by John Lennon*
Elliott: THIS
Elliott: BECAUSE JOHN LENNON AND HIS UGLY GIRLFRIEND FUCKING TOOK A HOLIDAY AND POLITICIZED IT
Elliott: NO JOHN YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Elliott: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Elliott: AND YOKO CAN'T SING WORTH SHIT
Elliott: AND THOSE KIDS CAN'T EITHER
Elliott: I WANT TO BURN THEM

"Stop hitting me with pillows. Or I’m going to throw a Rubik’s cube at you."

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 21:41:19 -0400

“Stop hitting me with pillows. Or I’m going to throw a Rubik’s cube at you.”

- Elliott

oct 3

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 21:39:56 -0400

Obama: *Talking about a woman with 42 kids*
Alissa: 42 kids? Do you know how many kids that is to teach?!
Elliott: 42
Alissa:

sept 29

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 02:55:33 -0400

Matt: *Grabs Alissa's headband*
Kaleb: I thought those were panties!
Matt: IT'S MY PANTIES
Matt: I WEAR G-STRINGS DAILY

sept 23

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 02:04:00 -0400

Ronnie: What'd you cry about??
Skelley: My grandpa died you asshole!
Michael: Ronnie you dick

"Well if we’re going to be literary about it, the bat can symbolize the penis."

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 01:00:09 -0400

“Well if we’re going to be literary about it, the bat can symbolize the penis.”

- Elliott

"What if she grabbed his ass and suddenly there was another earthquake in Haiti?"

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:24:26 -0400

“What if she grabbed his ass and suddenly there was another earthquake in Haiti?”

- Elliott

"Guys. Make sure your webcams are charged!"

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:23:49 -0400

“Guys. Make sure your webcams are charged!”

- Caitlin

"I wonder what the 9/11 commission report must be like if you read it while drunk."

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 00:26:30 -0400

“I wonder what the 9/11 commission report must be like if you read it while drunk.”

- Me, drunk

"I feel like you would have a better conversation with a vacuum cleaner. Because at least it would be..."

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:51:36 -0400

“I feel like you would have a better conversation with a vacuum cleaner. Because at least it would be making interesting sounds or something.”

- Elliott

"He wanted me to do purple haze with him, which is apparently marijuana!"

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:46:01 -0400

“He wanted me to do purple haze with him, which is apparently marijuana!”

- Caitlin

"Oh my god it touches my brain!!"

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:42:45 -0400

“Oh my god it touches my brain!!”

- Howell, drunk

"It’s okay Dorian. You’re not a nigger."

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:41:32 -0400

“It’s okay Dorian. You’re not a nigger.”

- Michael Flores

aug 23 2012

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:39:56 -0400

Kaleb: Alissa here's the address.
Alissa: Okay!
Kaleb: Do you know how to send GPS coordinates?
Alissa: I can only do so much, Kaleb.

aug 23, 2012

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:38:46 -0400

Alissa: Okay Morgan, just stay where you are, we'll find you. We love you!
Alissa: *hangs up*
Alissa: We're going to get our roommate killed.